FAQ

So… How do I eat this stuff?

Simple. You wait.

How long? Well… that depends. Are you in the middle of an Alaskan snowstorm or parked on the surface of the sun in Arizona?

We didn’t put thaw times on the pouch because Mother Nature is unpredictable and frankly, kind of dramatic.

But as a general rule of thumb, wait about 5 minutes. When you can squish the pouch a bit with your hands like a stress ball full of happiness…it’s go time! No cup. No cone. No spoon. No nonsense.

Just pop the cap and enjoy ☺️

Why is it so good?

Because we care. And because we use premium ingredients, real dairy, and a sprinkle of love. Also, science.

Is CVT an acceptable dinner?

According to zero nutritionists, yes.

I had a dream about CVT. Should I be concerned?

No. That’s just your subconscious craving greatness.